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500+ roasted
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Free ยท 30 seconds ยท Works with Hinge, Bumble, Tinder

How it works

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Upload

Screenshots of your current profile, or photos to build a new one

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Pick your goal

Casual, serious, or open โ€” it changes your entire strategy

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Get roasted

Every photo rated, bio torn apart, scored 1-10 with zero sugarcoating

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Get Primed

Enhanced photos, rewritten bio, A/B versions, ready to go live

Real Roast Example

This is what we'll send you

Free. No signup. Takes 30 seconds.

4.2
out of 10

Your Primed Score

"Giving off 'I travel for work and think airplane selfies are personality' energy with zero effort put into this profile."

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โœ•All selfies with zero personality or lifestyle context
โœ•Bio is lazier than a Sunday afternoon
โœ•No photos showing hobbies, friends, or social proof
โœ•Zero conversation starters or hooks
โœจ Your Optimized Bio
Adventure architect by day, terrible cook by night. Currently training for my first half marathon and pretending I know what I'm doing.
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What you get

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Primed Score

Your profile rated 1-10 with brutal honesty. Every photo scored.

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Photo Enhancement

We enhance YOUR actual photos โ€” lighting, cropping, backgrounds. No fake generated images.

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Bio & Prompt Rewrite

Your personality, rewritten to stand out. Specific to Hinge, Bumble, or Tinder.

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A/B Test Versions

3 profile versions. Run each for a week. Track which gets more matches.

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Chat Coach

Screenshot a conversation. Get 3 response options instantly. Never run out of things to say.

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Match Scorecards

Paste their profile. Get compatibility score, icebreakers, and a swipe verdict.

What people are saying

"Got 3 matches the first day after updating my profile with the suggestions. The photo ranking alone was worth it."

โ€” Marcus, 284.1 โ†’ 7.8

"I thought my profile was fine. Primed showed me exactly why I wasn't getting likes. Brutal but necessary."

โ€” Jake, 243.5 โ†’ 7.2

"The enhanced photos look so much better. Didn't realize how much bad lighting was killing my chances."

โ€” Chris, 315.0 โ†’ 8.1
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